You've gotta.....

You've gotta dance like there's nobody watching/ Love like you'll never be hurt/ Sing like there's nobody listening/ And live like it's heaven on earth.
William W. Purkey

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The Paratrooper

A paratrooper was scared to jump. His instructor told him, "If anything goes wrong, say, `Buddha oh Buddha' and you will be saved."
The paratrooper got so scared that he forgot to pull his rip cord. So he said, "Buddha oh Buddha," and a hand came out and saved him.
He said, "Thank God," and he was dropped.
(Contributed by David Mather)



Driving in India

A monk was driving in India when suddenly a dog crosses the road. The car hit and killed the dog. The monk looked around and seeing a temple, went to knock on the door. A monk opened the door. The first monk said: "I'm terribly sorry, but my karma ran over your dogma."

(Contributed by Nebuchadnezzar)

2 comentarii:

bradut spunea...

deci al doilea este absolut genial!

venat show spunea...

Trebuie sa recunosti ca daca este ceva etern la budistii astia, umorul este! Si cind un copy citeste umor budist...avem deja un za-zen.....Sa traiesti in gratie!